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Erin Pipes

Erin Pipes is a saucy thing, hailing from the infamous OC, California but please don't hold that against her. You can find Miss Pipes writings in publications expected of her kind, such as Bitch, Bust, Screw and Libido, as well as the "less highbrow," ahem. You'll also find her deep inside several moist such-and-such erotic anthologies and even writes some stuff that doesn't have to do with sex at all, but she knows what you want, you pervert.

contributions

Dear Girl... We Have a Panty Problem 04.10.2007
Dear Girl... 07.22.2006
More Dear Girl 03.21.2006
What's With All These Pseudo Fag Hags and Brokeback Mountain? 02.07.2006
Crusty Burger 12.01.2005
Tales From The Deep South 11.03.2005
Oral Sex Takes a Backseat To No One. 10.24.2005
Is There a Possibility of Blowing Out My o-Ring? 10.24.2005
Pineapple Head 10.14.2005
Help, My Partner Has Swamp Ass. 09.29.2005
The Back is the new front. 09.23.2005
Can You Suggest a Non-Phallic Vibrator? 09.09.2005
Coast to Coast: A Pictorial Travelodge 08.25.2005
The Return of Dear Girl 08.18.2005
Coast to Coast with Pipes 08.15.2005
The Best of Dear Girl 08.04.2005
Do you have a problem with cob-to-genetalia simulation? 07.14.2005
Does My Girlfriend Have Disgusting Table Manners? 07.07.2005
I'm Getting Nudged Out of My Own Wedding. 06.30.2005
My boyfriend hates my Ex's Parents 06.23.2005
My Newlywed Wife Got All Fat 06.16.2005
Apparently, there is such a thing as a free lunch. 06.09.2005
Why Am I So Damn Dry? 06.02.2005
My Fiancee Gave Me Genital Warts. 05.26.2005
How Do I Plow My Teacher and Get Away With It? 05.19.2005
My Girlfriend's In Love With A Federline 05.12.2005

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