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The top 49 most read stories of all time on outsideleft. Oh boy that's alot of reading

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by LamontPaul, for outsideleft.com
originally published: December, 2012
Brilliant to see Brini in there at 48

Outsideleft, powered originally by Alarcon and Lamontpaul first put it's grubby webpopculture pawprints online in the Fall of 2004. Oh how the world has changed since then unbelievably so.  Sure we still can't imagine a black prime minister, but oh wow, a Black President? That won't happen. I mean, what next, a black Jesus? Anyway, anyway, along the way you guys have read our stories millions of times, you've bought our books you've worn our t-shirts, glad handed us as we got a little tired of doing this and so on. On reflection, that's a lot of reading pleasure we've brought and we're thrilled for you. You've had your favorites of course and here's a little list so that you can enjoy them all over again. 

  1. The Top 12 Hottest Female Guitarists Ever
  2. Not Just For Drunk College Girls Anymore.
  3. Behind the Counterculture #3 - UK TV Star Jeremy Beadle
  4. Morbid? Disgusting? Or the future for Nike... Shoes made from human flesh.
  5. Your Hall Pass to the Grand Ole Opry
  6. From the Moshpit #13 - LL Cool J - Still Hard as Hell
  7. The Tubes and You #1: Pussyamazing
  8. Damien Hirst Presents...
  9. Sziget 2007: Part the First
  10. Half naked gothic girls with pussy liquor and stolen babies that were dead by day
  11. Five Best Caveman Films - - Ever!
  12. The Best Cock and Pussy in Town - Larry Clark Now!
  13. Kate Moss, Aged 15
  14. Burning Man 2007: Photo Story
  15. Tricked out animals for Pet Treats
  16. The Top 5 Cartoons of Recent Years
  17. Elizabeth Peyton
  18. The 10 Greatest Gangbanger Movies - - Ever
  19. Writing about Punk Rock, Junk Rock, and Fag Rock
  20. Happy Shopper #11: Jennifer Herrema
  21. Balachadha.com - Pete Doherty's New Website
  22. Oops, I Think I'm Pregnant
  23. Elisa Vegliante, 'Fantasy crime is a lot less messy...'
  24. Can You Suggest a Non-Phallic Vibrator?
  25. I'm in H&M Heaven When You Smile...
  26. Fuck You, Oprah Winfrey, Fuck You!
  27. Michael Caine Goes Shopping
  28. Don't Fear the Reaper
  29. Booty Toting Busty Wenches on a Hot Fleshy Pirates Day
  30. Starving yourself for 10 days in the name of science
  31. Redemption Song - The Ballad Of Joe Strummer
  32. Oral Sex Takes a Backseat To No One.
  33. Outsideleft's Top 50 Stories from 2007
  34. Dynamic Homoerotic Duos: Part 1
  35. The Popcorn Wars
  36. Robotic Giraffes and Other Tall Stories...
  37. Behind the Counterculture #36: Paul Weller
  38. Happy Shopper #7: Space Invader
  39. I Hate Radiohead
  40. Robert Mapplethorpe Died for Somebody's Sins, But Not Mine
  42. By The Time I Get To Memphis
  43. All Aboard the Rad Times Xpress - Alex V. Cook interviews RTX's Jennifer Herrema
  44. Dear Girl... We Have a Panty Problem
  45. Behind the Counterculture #14: Kate Moss
  46. Wembley Stadium - Architecture / Regeneration / Gentrification
  47. The Elephant Man: Banksy in Los Angeles
  48. Happy Shopper #12: Brini Maxwell
  49. Television Puppets: The Greats and the Disgraces
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