Wayne Dean-Richards has shared 18 poems for us to publish during the tail end of the winter and on into spring. The collection is called It's a Mad World, But Funny. Eventually there will be a free, downloadable PDF of all the poems and a planned A6 compendium too. (Links to all of the poems way down the page.)
a father’s advice to a son being interviewed to work on the Coventry Ring Road - 1958
a peppery sort
but with a good heart
the old man’s words came at him fast:
“tell him your name
and don’t correct him if he mispronounces it:
bosses don’t like to be corrected.
“he’ll have nicotine stains on his fingers
but don’t stare:
bosses don’t like to be stared at.
“whatever you do don’t listen to
Heartbreak Hotel before your interview:
that Elvis Presley will set you on the wrong road for sure!
“wear a clean white shirt,
put creases in your trousers like razor blades and
don’t forget to shine your shoes.
“stand up straight
and call him sir.
don’t speak unless you’re spoken to.
“if there’s a view of that new cathedral they’re building
and the boss points to it,
be sure and say something nice about it.
“your hands are made
to build this ring road they want building:
so, make sure the boss sees them.
“if you get a chance
tell him you know
“if he asks,
the ratio of sand to cement
is 3 to 1.
“but make sure, son
for god’s sake:
you don’t mention that other building you do!"
the old man’s words circled like crows,
and still I said
to the boss,
“I’ve all sorts of experience
including, just recently,
building a model Heinkel - He 111."
the boss’ nicotine-stained fingers tensed.
“you’ve apparently got a sense of humour, lad."
from the boss’ window
was a view of
what remained of St Michael’s:
the boss puffed on a Woodbine and said,
“but I like a lad with a sense of humour…
you start tomorrow.”
The 18 poems comprising Wayne Dean-Richards' IT'S A MAD WORLD BUT FUNNY series are listed below. Outsideleft will be publishing them all throughout the spring of 2023. A free downloadable PDF and a limited edition A6 chapbook (for neither profit or loss) of these poems will be available at the end. But not till then.
Wayne Dean Richards A Bunch of Five at Outsideleft
Wayne Dean Richards Microfiction begins here: To Me
Wayne Dean-Richards works with short stories and the novel. His work has been published in magazines and anthologies in the UK and the US. Some of that work can be found in his collection Cuts, available here
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