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Outsider of the Week - Harland J. Lincoln

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by Alarcon, for outsideleft.com
originally published: June, 2005
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Name: Harland J. Lincoln

Age: 22
Hometown: San Francisco - the Mission District.
Something About It: Lots of homeless, lots of burrito joints. There's a correlation there somewhere.
Transport: I don't have a car at the moment - I bum rides of my parents and friends most of the time. I'm saving for a used Honda at the moment though.
What do you do for money: I'm a five year senior at the SFSU
Preferred Musicians/Music: The Velvet Underground, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Wire, Sloan, The Cardigans early twee stuff, The Foxymorons, Superchunk, Cheap Trick, AC/DC
Likes: Frozen Pizza, Anal Sex (giving), Tivo, Cherry Coke, Concert Posters, sponging off the parents/girlfriend, public swimming pools, the Legend of King Tut.
Dislikes: Pretentious types, the smell of a McDonalds during the afternoon, the thought that my CDs may become obsolete in a few years, the computer virus that I've been trying to extract from my PC for the past 6 months.
Most embarrassing moment: All of my embarrassing moments have to do with girlfriends and gross bodily functions during sex - I get excited and lose control of my facilities. It may be crass, but it's happened to you too.

 

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