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Outsider of the Week: Kelly G.

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by mindy strouse, for outsideleft.com
originally published: August, 2005
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Each week we offer a profile of an outsideleft reader. This is purely voluntary and as they used to say about dating Chris Evert, the line is long, but it moves pretty fast... So, c'mon, whore yourself a little for our entertainment..


Name:
Kelly G.

Age: 24
Hometown: Corvallias, Oregon
Something About It: Lots of pseudo hippies. Also a lot of Californians transplanting to get away from, um California.
Transport: A Ford Taurus hand-me-down from my parents
What do you do for money: Ask the parents. I'm a student.
Preferred Musicians/Music: Air, Beck, Blondie, The Buzzcocks, Nico, Stereolab, The Faint, The Pixies,
Likes: Aaron Cometbus, cigarettes, The Royal Tenenbaums, thrift stores, rugby, Team Zissou, broaches, the Specials, paisley, fruit at the bottom yogurt, tunes you can whistle to. estate sales, dark chocolate, singing, sushi
Dislikes: Radiohead, people who like Radiohead, street fairs, Ashton Kutcher, deformed labia
Most embarrassing moment: Most recently, a face plant in a puddle of mud and possibly feces while walking the dog. This happened this morning before my first class.

 

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