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Be the Best Beckham You Can Be

David Beckham. He's always been nothing more than the Andre Agassi of football to me - all style, no substance.

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by Alarcon, for outsideleft.com
originally published: August, 2007
The only thing Becks seems to be consistent with is scoring high-grade pussy.
by Alarcon, for outsideleft.com
originally published: August, 2007
The only thing Becks seems to be consistent with is scoring high-grade pussy.

David Beckham. He's always been nothing more than the Andre Agassi of football to me - all style, no substance. (Give me Eric Cantona any day.) And now the Los Angeles Galaxy swipes him from Real Madrid and the world acts as if Jesus came down from heaven and is doing the 22-Skidoo up and down the Pacific Ocean.

Yeah, maybe he's gotten lucky on a few corner kicks, but a good footballer is consistent and the only thing Becks seems to be consistent with is scoring high-grade pussy. With that said, here's an article I wrote for a site called eHow.com last week: How to Look Like David Beckham. Because if you look like him, you'll eventually get the same kind of tail as him.

PS: Like Lamont said last week, we're not ones to direct you to other sites, we're happy to have you here. We don't want to lose you, so come back after reading the Beckham link.

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Alarcon

Alarcon co-founded outsideleft with lamontpaul in 2004. His work for o/l has attracted the attention of hundreds of thousands of readers, oh and probably the fbi too.

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